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LIVER AGAIN

It’s Friday and I thought I would pass on a joke for a little levity if you have not seen this one before.  I am not a big fan of liver so it kind of caught my attention. Liver does have some very positive benefits like lots of protein, vitamin B-12, zinc, iron, and selenium.  On the negative side it is loaded with cholesterol and I have never really liked the taste of it at all!  Some people love liver but I am certainly not one of them.

 

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, stunning, female Poodle.  The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty and hoping for just one glance from her in return.  

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors she decides to be kind and tells them.  “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, “I love liver and cheese.”  “Oh how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows absolutely no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” 

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says “How well can you do?”  “Um, I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.  “My, my,” said the Poodle.  “I guess it’s hopeless.  That is just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence he put together.” 

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says. “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.  He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says…….. “Liver alone. Cheese mine.”


7 Comments

  1. Dawn says:

    Great joke! Thanks for the dose of laughter today. Hope all is well.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Happy Friday Dawn! Have a great weekend!

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  3. jjspina says:

    Cute one! Lol!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. milliethom says:

    Well, I can go off to bed laughing now, Tony. (It’s almost eleven and I’m off to read for a while.) Love that Chihuahua! Enjoy your weekend.

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  5. That made me smile! Thanks for sharing 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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